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            <title>3 Plants You Don’t Want To Mess With</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/3-Plants-You-Don-t-Want-To-Mess-With-12135</link>
            <description>Plants are lovely creations meant to sustain us with the oxygen they release in the air, the fruits they bear, and all the other health benefits they provide. However, there are some plants whose effects are more than we can handle. Here are a few...</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 23:25:52 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Foolproof sensual moves he’ll never forget</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/Foolproof-sensual-moves-he-ll-never-forget-12128</link>
            <description>And in our efforts to satisfy our partners, it sometimes reaches the point of going over-the-top and the good time is cut short. So, here are a few ways to make him hot for you every time you’re on bed.</description>
            <author>memorynet</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:35:40 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>3 Ways To Use The Most Expensive Pen</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/3-Ways-To-Use-The-Most-Expensive-Pen-12129</link>
            <description>Even in the advent of the computer age, the pen holds on to its important everyday role. Why would they make an expensive pen in the first place?</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:35:40 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>5 crazy-shaped fruits you’ll think twice before eating</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/5-crazy-shaped-fruits-you-ll-think-twice-before-eating-12120</link>
            <description>These crazy-shaped fruits either naturally harvested or scientifically-bred, will get us all psyched up to eat them or put them in a glass casing up for display</description>
            <author>memorynet</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:15:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Ten funny, misspelled signs around</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/Ten-funny-misspelled-signs-around-12108</link>
            <description>It’s just so annoyingly funny to see the signs which are misspelled. It’s curious to think if they were just made that way out of ignorance or deliberately done.So, without further ado, here are the hilariously misspelled signs around.</description>
            <author>memorynet</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:28 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>How to Annoy Your Colleagues Via Facebook</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/How-to-Annoy-Your-Colleagues-Via-Facebook-12107</link>
            <description>Got time to annoy your officemates? Scatter paperclips on their table? Spill coffee on their shirt? Nah, those seem too mediocre already. What about facebook? Just login to your Facebook account and see if you can follow these 5 easy steps to annoy your o</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:28 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>3 Wedding Incidents To Crack You Up (or at least weird you out!)</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/3-Wedding-Incidents-To-Crack-You-Up--or-at-least-weird-you-out---12106</link>
            <description>here comes the bride.. all dressed in.. what!?</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:28 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Five Ideal Gifts for your Gamer Dad this Father’s Day</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/Five-Ideal-Gifts-for-your-Gamer-Dad-this-Father-s-Day-12098</link>
            <description>If you have a gamer dad and you want to celebrate Father’s Day with his hobby in mind, then here are some ideal gifts and games you can try out:</description>
            <author>memorynet</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:28 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>5 Strange Lucky Charms People Actually Use</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/5-Strange-Lucky-Charms-People-Actually-Use-12118</link>
            <description>Feeling a bit down with luck lately?  
Wishing for better days? If you're feeling a bit superstitious or would want to change your luck around, why don't you try bringing a lucky charm to work? Here are some strange looking lucky charms people actually u</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>5 Things I Don’t Want To See at the Beach This Summer</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/5-Things-I-Don-t-Want-To-See-at-the-Beach-This-Summer-12119</link>
            <description>Summer's here! Take a break from your mundane tasks and hit the beach. However like all places in the world, there are a few eyesores you're bound to encounter while lounging at the beach, here are a few:</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>What to do when your guy is prettier than you</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/What-to-do-when-your-guy-is-prettier-than-you-12114</link>
            <description>Will there be a way to show people that the disparity in your physical looks matter little to your level of compatibility and degree of  mutual affection?Here are some ways so as not to be deeply bothered when your man is indeed prettier than you.</description>
            <author>memorynet</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>6 People You Can Live Without</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/6-People-You-Can-Live-Without-12112</link>
            <description>Life on earth won't be complete if you don't have people whose only purpose is to make you pull your hair out everytime you're in the vicinity or zap your energy and waste your precious time. Don't you just wish you  could live without them? Recognize the</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>For Sale: Life And Other Weirdest Finds on eBay</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/For-Sale--Life-And-Other-Weirdest-Finds-on-eBay-12111</link>
            <description>There are millions of items on eBay. In fact, you can sell just about anything you want. You can also buy things you don’t even imagine ever existed. Now, there just some people out there who can’t help but put on auction the most extreme stuffs. Mind you</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>3 most embarassing moments you can catch your parents doing</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/3-most-embarassing-moments-you-can-catch-your-parents-doing-12110</link>
            <description>We all love our parents, right? We even idolize them and see them as perfect human beings when we are kids until we grow up. But there are also certain things that are just really meant to be alone and are if not irritating but are just kind of disgusting</description>
            <author>memorynet</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Animals in their happiest moments</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/Animals-in-their-happiest-moments-12121</link>
            <description>As they have the right to love, they have the right to be happy as well.  It’s hard to tell if they are actually happy or it’s just the natural appearance.  But, whichever way it is, they look happy and contented.</description>
            <author>memorynet</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Men Beware: 5 Ways Women Can Take Revenge on Your Sorry Behind</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/Men-Beware--5-Ways-Women-Can-Take-Revenge-on-Your-Sorry-Behind-12123</link>
            <description>Sweet as sugar when they’re in-love but when wronged, women can only think of so many ways to ruin a man’s life. Here are some examples of how women avenged their sorry plight in destructive and not-so-destructive ways:</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>top 5 hilarious Marvel bloopers</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/top-5-hilarious-Marvel-bloopers-12117</link>
            <description>Marvel comic books are still popular and we all have our favorite Marvel characters! Although it is quite possible that most of the people reading the comic books don’t even notice these details, as they are so engrossed with the story. Here are a few of </description>
            <author>memorynet</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>How men become dominating in the workplace</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/How-men-become-dominating-in-the-workplace-12115</link>
            <description>Even if women are holding more important positions in the workplace, men are still on the dominating side, even just in small but glaring ways, and here are a few of these signs that they are the dominating party at work.</description>
            <author>memorynet</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:45:27 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Why Would You Ever Wear A Solar Powered Bra?</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/Why-Would-You-Ever-Wear-A-Solar-Powered-Bra--12102</link>
            <description>Be an environmentalist, wear the solar-powered bra. It's really comfortable. It's definitely the answer to the high oil price. Or, What do you think?</description>
            <author>laycielicious</author>
            <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:35:43 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>5 Contests Most Probably Rejected by the Olympics Committee</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/5-Contests-Most-Probably-Rejected-by-the-Olympics-Committee-12095</link>
            <description>Competitiveness is an in born trait amongst humans – hence the various contests we see on TV, magazines, etc. In the spirit of the upcoming Beijing Olympics, here are a few contests you probably would want to steer clear of (well maybe except the first on</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:35:37 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Strange Wedding Practices To Take The Edge off Before Saying I Do</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/Strange-Wedding-Practices-To-Take-The-Edge-off-Before-Saying-I-Do-12093</link>
            <description>Just when you thought you'd go crazy over wedding rituals your parents are forcing on you and your sweet girlfriend has turned into a bridezilla, there are even more crazier practices out there in the world to make you hit the road and take back that ring</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:30:41 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Monsters Of The World: A Skeptic Thought</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/Monsters-Of-The-World--A-Skeptic-Thought-12094</link>
            <description>You really think that they are scary. But then, haven't you think that they are just animals or people with some abnormalities? Perhaps there are just little misconceptions.</description>
            <author>laycielicious</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:20:42 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>5 Oddball Airport Stories</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/5-Oddball-Airport-Stories-12092</link>
            <description>And you thought your workplace was weird. Like all other places in the world, airports also have its share of everyday oddities. Here are some, starting of with them bones....</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:15:24 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Why Do People Hate Tina Chen</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/Why-Do-People-Hate-Tina-Chen-12091</link>
            <description>Who would have thought that someone like her could be famous? She even got someone to defend her just like that fan of Britney Spears. Tina Chen might not have the real talent but she sure does get more than enough attention.</description>
            <author>laycielicious</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:10:03 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Dance Moves You Shouldn’t Get Caught Doing… No Matter What!</title>
            <link>http://www.floatzilla.com/News/Humor/talk/Dance-Moves-You-Shouldn-t-Get-Caught-Doing--No-Matter-What--12089</link>
            <description>Havelock Ellis once said, “Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving, the most beautiful of the arts, because it is no mere translation or abstraction from life; it is life itself”

That said, I’m betting my moolah the following dance moves, collected fr</description>
            <author>blissfulexistence</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:30:24 -0800</pubDate>
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