Pick up as you go

So here are some of the funniest lines I’ve compiled from my favorite shows from Family Guy, American Dad to The Simpsons among others. I know there should be more to this, but I’ve very little time and my boredom so to speak is getting the best of me. So before I end up sleeping at my desk, here it is.

Because really, at work, you won’t be able to last long enough without a little sense of humor.

Lois: So how was your day?
Brian: My day? Un-freakin' believable. First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll--HER DOLL for God's sake! Where's the line anymore? Well, I got news for ya, it's not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virtue are gone, honey, BAM, freakin' evaporated like a dingy stinkin' mudpuddle. One day you see your reflection in it and the next day it's a, it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you, knowing the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was!
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Peter Griffin: You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew. Taken from Family Guy

Steve: (After holding hands with Betsy) I touched her hand... her hand touched her boob. By the transitive property, I got some boob! Algebra's awesome! Taken from American Dad

Stewie: *Takes boyfriends hat* Ha! I got your hat, take that hatless, now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sack tuane, I'm not gonna lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Tivas sandals and his Skoal band-aids and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeve, open stitch, crew neck hendley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons epidoes every night! Yes, we all love Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized do you? So does everyone else! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning. The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!

LeDon: Good night Stewie.

Stewie: If he wants to throw hands I'll throw hands. I tell you how to *LeDon puts pacifier in Stewie's mouth* how to..a...a...a........a. *Falls asleep* -Taken from Family Guy

Homer: I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. -Taken from The Simpsons

Bender: Professor, make a woman out of me.
Professor: Oh, I think we should just be friends. –Taken from Futurama

Zapp: We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against. – Taken from Futurama
It is great to think that despite the censorship problem in television these cartoons are just too far-fetched for kids to understand, thus not having to worry about them too much. The fun part too is that the pop references to these shows blast me up high, not to mention the intelligence embedded on them.

Well, there you are, the funny lines make us realize how much we need to have humor in our lives. All tv shows, have funny lines worth remembering, so what's on your list?