Tori SpellingAwful Plastic Surgery Top Ten Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs!
Published: Wednesday, July 11, 2007 - 20:46
Okay. So truth be told, I actually find it a wee difficult pointing out the GINORMOUS, ahem, flaws of Hollywood heiress Tori Spelling. Perhaps it's because the 33-year-old actress lost her famous father, Aaron, shortly before giving birth to her first child this past Tuesday. Or perhaps it's the media's portrayal of Tori's mother, Candy Spelling, as a modern day Cruella DeVille. Then again, News24.com just reported that Candy and Tori are in the process of patching up their rocky relationship now that a grandson's in the picture. Oh yes, I know what it is that keeps me from totally bashing the tall blonde's surgically enhanced "assets." It's the photos of Tori pushing her pug Mimi La Rue in a mesh-side stroller around town. What can I say? I'm an animal lover who appreciates all other animals lovers, even if their fake boobs would look unnaturally large on King Kong. You know, if King Kong were a girl and all.
Kellie PicklerAwful Plastic Surgery I certainly voted for Season 5 American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler last year, when, on national television, she not only mispronounced the word "salmon," but claimed not knowing its meaning. Yes, it was a Jessica Simpson-esque flub that earned her a loyal following, a record deal, and a song performance on this season's American Idol to promote her new single, "I wonder." But alas, the sweet, naive, 20-year-old North Carolina native did not look like the girl most of us cried for last year, when she told all of America that her Daddy was in prison and her mama had run off.
Yes, lots has changed for Kellie Pickler. Her new album "Small Town Girl" went gold on January 17th, 2007, despite the fact that Pickler's new look proves there's nothing really "small" about her these days. Host Ryan Seacrest hit the mark while interviewing Pickler after her most recent live performance on the show. While struggling not to gaze down into her new eye-popping cleavage, he asked her what she's been spending her money on lately. Kellie's response: "Just shoes." If that's truly the case, I'd say Kellie needs to fire her personal shopper!
Victoria BeckhamAwful Plastic Surgery I worry about insulting this woman. In truth... she terrifies me! Okay, sure, I could probably slam her against the back wall with a small puff of air blown in her direction, but there's still something about that look in her eyes that sends chills down my spine. Then again, I'd probably look a little pissed off, too, if I hadn't eaten since the turn of the century. Personal fears aside, I couldn't NOT include Victoria "Posh" Beckham on this list. Just look at those soccer balls under her skin! Clearly her international soccer star husband, David, needs to ban his rail-thin wife from the equipment room before she steals anything else!
Lil' KimAwful Plastic Surgery Looks like rap diva Lil' Kim tracked down Victoria Beckham's (above) plastic surgeon. Not much more there - literally - to say.
Lindsay LohanAwful Plastic Surgery 
Pam AndersonAwful Plastic Surgery Personally, I don't think Pam’s bobs are all that bad, despite the thousands of scathing blogs out there saying different. Yes, they're obviously fake. But they are her signature asset, are they not? So why then does this former Playboy centerfold make the Ten Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs list? Well, because in this picture her implants look like two red-and-tan VW Bugs readyhit the speedway. Besides, they also make my lower back hurt if I stare at them too long.
Tara ReidAwful Plastic Surgery Who in the world doesn't know about Tara Reid's botched implants? In November of 2004, when the strap of her dress slipped off her shoulder as she walked the red carpet at Sean "P. Diddy" Combs 35th birthday party, the entire world got a bird's eye view of some pretty nasty scaring. How did she handle the press? Well, it took her awhile, but in 2006 she finally gave US Magazine an exclusive interview regarding her plastic surgery nightmare. Reid, like many celebrities, claims to have gotten her first boob job because her breasts were uneven. (Yes, apparently in Hollywood "uneven" is code for small.)
"First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs." Reid tells US. "He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, 'Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months of 'it's going to get better,' it started to get worse and worse."
Despite Reid's corrective surgery, her boobs are lookin' a little droopy these days. Even if you disagree, one would think that after her red carpet fiasco, Reid would have, at the very least, seen the upside to wearing a bra.
Ivanka TrumpAwful Plastic Surgery Will someone please explain to me why Ivanka's right implant is trying to devour her shoulder? Damn! Currently Vice President of Real Estate Development and Acquisitions at the Trump Organization, I think it's pretty clear what type of attention Ivanka Trump (daughter of Ivana and The Donald) hopes to get from her underlings. Yep. Apparently, the old phrase Less is More doesn't apply when your father's net worth is roughly 2.9 billion!
Christina AguileraAwful Plastic Surgery The National Enquirer reports Christina Aguilera's outfit at the Grammy Awards last month was her way of showing off the breast enlargement surgery she underwent two years ago. A friend of Christina's told the tabloid, "'Christina is no longer concealing the big-girl boobs she got from a plastic surgeon. At first she was hesitant to show off her new figure.'" I don't know about you, but if I had my own genie in a bottle, I would've asked for somethin' a little different.
Paris HiltonAwful Plastic Surgery One would think - or hope - that Paris Hilton has grown tired of seeing her body all over the Web. Not that she has anything else to offer. According to The Sun, Paris has gone under the knife to give the Paparazzi a new and bustier "angle" to shoot from. The hotel heiress was caught on camera outside a Hollywood nightclub this past month sporting a low-cut baby doll dress and big boobs. At least BIGGER than the ones we're all soooooo familiar with. One onlooker said: "'Her breasts seemed massive. Everyone was staring.'" Best I can guess, her plastic surgeon thinks less of her than I do. And God bless him!
Re: Ratings
By Mia - Saturday, September 22, 2007 - 04:23Why is that rating is not working on some celebrity pictures and works at others?...Is not that kinda unfair ??? Why is there a rating at all then...hmmmmmm
I don't think that they all
By Anonymous (not verified) - Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 15:28I don't think that they all look too bad. Some of them still look gorgeous with their new boobs. I wouldn't complain if I looked like any one of them.
Hideous-or not?
By Olytanis (not verified) - Monday, December 10, 2007 - 14:59Victoria Beckham exemplifies the Hollywood philosophy. Damn nutrition and good health, just give me botox and implants! Someone on the radio called her "Beckham's hot girlfriend" (wife, actually, I think) and ridiculed the woman on his show that disagreed with him. I think Victoria is hideous and scary, indeed. Please, ladies, be the beautiful goddess that you are-don't take the road of Victoria Beckham, Paris Hilton, and -er-Michael Jackson and try to make yourself into some bizarre image of beauty that haunts someone else's fantasies!
fake is as fake does
By Anonymous (not verified) - Monday, December 10, 2007 - 21:18fake is as fake does
i agree
By b oo b lover (not verified) - Wednesday, December 12, 2007 - 03:06me also thinks they kinda look good, at times. The only one i thought looked weird is said to have natural lips, Angelina! how's that for weird.
Men don't really care for big, but they like firm. Nothing worse than sagging A-Cups! or flapping trianglets ...
ladies, if you have those, and don't wanna do surgery, the key is 50 push ups per day! hey, we do 200 sit ups to avoid love handles, so ....
bad boob jobs
By Anonymous (not verified) - Wednesday, December 12, 2007 - 22:20Why isn't Dolly Parton ever in these lists? My god her boobs are so big and fake looking on her skinny little body! She looks like Pam Anderson in about 20 years!
Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs
By YaYa (not verified) - Friday, December 14, 2007 - 16:59That photo of Tori Spelling is not "Before" surgery at all! She got her implants much earlier and previously had no breast tissue to hang out of the bottom of her shirt like that:
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/tori_spelling_breast_implants.htm
It's a shame because, like Christina Aguilera, Tori's smaller breasts fit her frame well.
this chick had a fucking kid
By Anonymous (not verified) - Monday, December 24, 2007 - 06:23this chick had a fucking kid u idiots. tits tend to blow up when u have those
Nothing would help Tori Spelling
By Terry C (not verified) - Sunday, January 6, 2008 - 19:50She's ugly. She's wall-eyed.
She only got as far as she has because of her late dad's connections.
Um, I hope the paragraph
By Anonymous (not verified) - Monday, January 7, 2008 - 20:25Um, I hope the paragraph about Paris Hilton was written a while ago, cuz her boob arent really that big. She has been seen out since then with her normal tiny boobs. She must have the most miraculous miracle bra on in this pic.
Wierd!!!
By Anonymous (not verified) - Tuesday, January 15, 2008 - 16:00Lil Kim's left breast is bigger than her right. She looks so fake.
Quote "I could bet a million
By Anonymous (not verified) - Wednesday, January 16, 2008 - 01:05Quote "I could bet a million dollars that any man in the world would rather sleep with any one of these women, than Mara Levy." Is this your argument? Are you saying that only good looking women can comment on fake boobs?
None of these women are "good looking", most have just obtained some level of 'icon' status and are desired because of that. Call it glamour or what ever, but it's not good looks or beauty.
The articles by Mara on this site are very well documented, with loads of references. It's nice to have an informative site like this that explain the risks involved with plastic surgery. I share the concern for peoples obsession about appearence. But then I guess that just makes me ugly :)
Btw. I hate fake boobs
Yes and also, Mara, you
By Anonymous24345 (not verified) - Thursday, January 17, 2008 - 07:48Yes and also, Mara, you forgot to mention Ivanka has also had her nose corrected. In the second picture, her nostrils are now fully visible and the nose's shape is much cleaner-looking. I think she had more work than just the breasts.
Lil Kim has definitely had
By 4tjng (not verified) - Thursday, January 17, 2008 - 07:50Lil Kim has definitely had some TERRIBLE rhinoplasty as well. Ick.
This is a very funny website
By Anonymous (not verified) - Sunday, January 20, 2008 - 00:30This is a very funny website overall, and I agree with many of the "awful" plastic surgeries around. However, I think many of the comments are based on jealousy and trash-talking.
There are lots of cases where the surgery did make the person get prettier and more self confident. You even made fun of the girl with the crooked nose (from high school musical), and that's just mean! So anyway... Mara Levy, you're a very very low person.
I think we like seeing this
By Anonymous (not verified) - Friday, January 25, 2008 - 13:55I think we like seeing this sort of thing because it makes us feel a little better about ourselves, 'normal' women have to contend with these seemingly perfect airbrushed and enhanced and painted up celebs always getting our guys eyes that it's kind of nice to know that in reality, they are not the perfect goddesses they are portrayed as being. But honestly, if I could afford it, and wasn't afraid I'd end up looking like frankenstiens bride, or dead, I would do it too. Just not so big!! More lift maybe!
Yeah, bad boob job. Have you
By Maureen (not verified) - Wednesday, February 6, 2008 - 02:31Yeah, bad boob job. Have you seen her face? It's all messed up, she was hot before bow she looks like a cartoon character.
Girls like these
By Intentsly (not verified) - Wednesday, February 20, 2008 - 17:30I think these girls have been reading too many stories at asstr.org and mcstories.com. It certainly makes them appear to not value who they are, but only what they "appear" to be. I've read many things about how your body reacts to how you feel about it. Through confident/positive thoughts, balanced diet and exercise (walking alone does wonders) your body will respond in kind. Avoiding bad relationships is also key. For example: "he's so hot looking but treats me like dirt" or "I can't stand him but the sex is too good to breakup" or "he says I need bigger breasts" three receipes for disaster. Attraction etc.. is important in a relationship, but it should not rule you. Its why there is such a high divorce rate and murders sparked by jealousy ..or worse. Let your crotch run your brain and you'll make that call to the plastic surgeon. Again, believe in yourself and love your body it and others will do the same.
Lindsay has great breasts
By Anonymous (not verified) - Monday, February 25, 2008 - 00:47Check out this month's New York Magazine, her breasts look perfect.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/benbarren/2276258021/
Never mind the boob
By Anonymous (not verified) - Sunday, May 18, 2008 - 00:41Never mind the boob job.
What the hell happened to her face??!??!??!?
She looks like a big rig backed into her face!
Toripelling
By Xtina (not verified) - Friday, May 23, 2008 - 05:52This homely, talentless child! She was born with not a half bad nose - what in hell did she have done to it?! Ugh! Something about this kid just repelled me from day one. Maybe it was the fatuous, pointless, frivolous life, made easy by Daddy's empire, which was based on some of the dumbest, most insipid and pointless television to ever appear anywhere on earth. Or maybe it was the smugness. Or the "cute" little dog. Or (hork, heave!) The Pussycat Dolls - that she had the gall to parade herself around half naked and think she was appealing! Or maybe it was the fake tits. You would think with all the money she has she would have gone out and got herself a good pair.
So not only does this kid belong on the Top 10 Worst Boob Jobs list, I also nominate her for the Prime Example Of How Not To Live Your Life list too.
Not Quite, KB
By Xtina (not verified) - Friday, May 23, 2008 - 06:05When the implants are spread too far apart, or above muscle tissue and are as obvious as grapefruit halves, or they ride too low or encapsulate, or they are innapropriately sized for the body, then it is obvious and then it is ugly! My god, not only does Beckham not have enough body fat to cover the things I do believe they are over the muscle implants, which are obviously not right for her!
There is an obvious "diet" issue here too, and if you try to tell me otherwise maybe you have a bit of a distorted idea about eating yourself! Maybe the diet explains the wild look in her eyes. After having all those kids (and I do hope she is through)I do not think it is good for her bone mass to starve in this manner.
Body Image
By Xtina (not verified) - Friday, May 23, 2008 - 06:11People are starting to pressure the networks over their depictions of women in the media and there have been some changes, but we've still a long way to go. It's breaking my heart that men are starting to suffer from this plasticene sickness too. I go to the gym and work out with hairless men that have perma-glue toupees on.
I almost hope that some world even occurs that is so stunning and catastrophic it makes people ignore shit like this and start thinking and acting like normal human beings again.